Dick Year

The length of time it takes for the human penis to grow one inch

Guy 1: "Man this line is taking forever!"
Guy 2: "Yeah its taking a dick year"

by Joweh January 7, 2013

GRAB DICK YEAR

You can grab any boys dick

Grab dick without getting in trouble

GRAB DICK YEAR

by Grab dick year February 28, 2020

National grab dick year 2020

All through out the year 2020 all girls get to grab boys dicks. Boys watch out!

Girl 1: yoooo i grabbed so many dicks today because its national grab dick year 2020!

Girl 2: no wayyy

by Sym_2005 October 5, 2019

dick of the year

something said to someone after they insult you

wally-i just read harry potter

tyler-how?you cant read

wally-dick of the year

by jamoe May 7, 2008

Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

leap year dick syndrome

The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."

Carol: "John was so big last night."

Jen: "Is this a leap year??"

Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"

by lyds sufferer August 2, 2011

Dick Year

Approximately 11 years

Dude you took a dick year

by losersforlife February 27, 2015