Dick sneeze 

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

Dick sneeze by High coyote April 21, 2018

Dick sneeze 

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

Dick sneeze by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

Dick Sneeze 

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"

Hop on dick sneeze

Dick Sneeze by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

dick sneeze guard by mr johan January 13, 2009

Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

Grade A dick sneeze by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Dick Sneezing 

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

Dick Sneezing by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Dick Sneezing 

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

Dick Sneezing by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019