A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
by VirginxOuija October 21, 2009
When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.
When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.
by YoBro July 11, 2013
by Its time to stop March 29, 2016
A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.
Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:
One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box
Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"
Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014
a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
by Leonidis July 11, 2008
A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"
"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"
by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010