flying dick fuck

When you run and leap with your genitalia out of your cloth and insert it into something not grounded

When boi leap with penias out of pant and dick go in power outlet is called flying dick fuck

by Ladomdado January 28, 2018

flying dick-nipple

your mom

your flying dick-nipple (ie your mom) is hot

by jsgk October 15, 2011

flying dick drop

When a man jumps from a high point to penetrate his lover. Often ends in a hospital visit

I jumped from the dresser to get deep in that hoe. I called it a flying dick drop.

by Funbaggs November 17, 2013

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.

Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully

by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023