A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.
by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015
Get the Dick Biscuitmug. When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017
Get the horny dick biscuitmug. When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023
Get the dick biscuit drizzle lingermug. by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011
Get the dick-n-biscuitsmug. Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.
by Ben April 20, 2005
Get the biscuit dickmug. A dick biscuit is when a man grabs his cock shoving it into a loaf of bread causing a small amount to get into his urethra. After this he jizzes into the woman's mouth releasing jizz and bread into the woman's mouth which she then swallows
by Kingcug May 31, 2018
Get the Dick biscuitmug. Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
by Sixx420 April 2, 2021
Get the Dick Biscuitmug.