split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019

banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

dick slit

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

by Paige R January 25, 2008

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Dick Slit

Either a term to insult or an actual description of a penis with a cut or slit.

Iain showed emma his cock , she noticed a cut and screamed in terror, " Oh my God , you have a Dick Slit , ewwww. "

Iain shouted in reply, " i hate you , you are a Dick Slit. "

Iain has a Dick Slit.
Emma is a Dick Slit.

by Rhys Wait June 20, 2006