Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

poop dick

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

by richard gailey December 28, 2005

poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Richerd Simmons

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem May 11, 2006