finger dick

the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.

Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009

finger up dick

A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?

Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.

by animelover69drinkinwine September 27, 2020

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

Dickbringer

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

by bigswizzle January 17, 2014