Dick Fingers

When your fingers smell like smegma.
Charlotte tossed Lewis off and ended up with dick fingers from his dirty cock.
by Redlington April 08, 2018
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Dick fingers

The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.
To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"
by E. A. Friendly October 30, 2008
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Dick Fingers

"Hey Ki, you fuckn fucked my computer you fucken dick fingers!!!!
by Dewk Knewkem February 03, 2011
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Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."
by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013
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Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises
Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.
by MarioSpinsters69 April 03, 2023
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Dick Fingers

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.
- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

by Samuel Aubin October 29, 2008
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dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time
Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.
by Zilla25 October 06, 2015
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