Patrick: No Nut November It’s on I am saving it for Dick December
Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)
Spongebob: bring it to me on December ;)
by Gabriela Lievano November 03, 2018
by Normal_AMS_Teen November 05, 2019
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.
"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"
by FAM MAN November 22, 2017
Starting 12AM December, bust a nut everyday until 12AM January 1. On December 1, nut once, on the second, nut twice, and on the third, nut three times... etc
After #nonutnovember, you may begin the process of destroy dick december in which you may release the nutt.
by Nutt McGee November 13, 2017
On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times
Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go
by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017
on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light
are you ready for destroy dick december bro.h..
by helloiamgay November 04, 2018
After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
by Yuhguyty November 15, 2017