diced

to be on another level of intoxication; beyond the basic sliced & chopped, diced is a prime drunken state in which trap remixes of the Frozen soundtrack sound incredible

Ann: Hey guys, what are you doing tonight?
Madison: Well we were just gonna get diced and jam to the trap version of "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman," wanna join?
Ann: Wow sure, that sounds great!!!

by alexag February 4, 2015

diced

When someone bails on you or never shows up.

Joe: How'd your date go the other night?
Steve: Didn't, I got diced.

by Jeff1200 September 11, 2009

Diced

To dump one friend for another. Comes from rolling a dice away from you.

As in "I diced Kelly for Liz to go to the pub"

by Wombatmtb April 19, 2018

Diced

To violently cut someone with a knife or sharp object. Word is often used by gang members in Saskatchewan

"You wanna get f**kin' diced?!"
"F**k around and youll get diced."

by Ya boy andrew March 2, 2015

Diced

When a person is confusing you or acting not normal.

Or looking dumb

Yo you really got me diced...

by SamCom September 11, 2016

diced

When a male nibbles a woman's pussy lip in a dicing motion.

I diced her real well

by sexualarousal;) September 11, 2016

Diced

to have previously been drunk, high, or fucked up in any way

Bro, you were diced last night

by alexloups November 26, 2017