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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.
"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.
by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012
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dilapidated

Fallen into disrepair or partial ruin,usually through neglect.
Deteriorated, run-down,decaying,
The engineers are trying to determine how to remove the dilapidated apartment complex.
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008
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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.
fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean
by diddy kong April 3, 2007
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Dilapidated

adj.

1.decayed, deteriorated, or fallen into partial ruin especially through neglect or misuse.

2.describes any female who easy to have sexual intercourse with.
"My dealer lives in a dilapidated old hosue"

"ew you hooked up with carissa??! That bitch's pussy is dilapidated"
by dilapidatedpussy March 31, 2009
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Dilapitated

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."
Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.
by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021
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defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off
yeah that girl got defapitated
by FlareK7 March 16, 2021
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