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explosive diarrhea

Noun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter.

It is a serious condition that generally originates from the ingestion of Thai food that has not received an "A" on its recent health inspection examination. The first signs of the condition (i.e. flatulence to an instant need of new trousers) usually appear within 30 seconds to 6 hours after initial ingestion. Leave the premises in a hurry and find the nearest restroom. Sit down on the throne and push right through the initial traffic-jam. Think about popping the cork off a bottle of wine, it should soon start to flow. Like a storm. The term "toilet tempest" is derived thereof.

After a fierce, epic battle with the tempest, the wine bottle is finally empty. Now proceed to use up a whole roll of Charmin® Ultra Soft, even with the 25% bonus amount that you get when you buy a Costco pack. In the end, your anus will be (at least) chapped and bleeding, so you decide to leave a few squares of toilet paper in your underwear to soak up excess blood.

Well, upon trying to flush the toilet, you find that it has been clogged about 20 times over. Without your own plunger, you wash your hands (3 times) and leave the restroom. On the way out, you tell the janitor that there is a "surprise" waiting for him (of which he's already aware due to the stench that is peeling the paint off the walls). Finally, you go and find your friends and try to forget about the horrors that you've just experienced.
John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea."

Joe: "Toilet tempest, man!"
by pepto_bismol February 21, 2014
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diarrhea fart

An emission of noxious gas from one's anal cavity which has the distinct smell of diarrhea.
As we were all chilling at the party, Julie ripped a diarrhea fart that cleared out the entire room with its vicious smell.
by C. Daley July 20, 2006
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taco bell diarrhea

when the taco bell has digested, one will release a massive diarrhea explosion full of the tacos you ate at taco bell. when having taco bell diarrhea, it is recommended that you have a first aid kit with you as your bunghole may explode.
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATHROOM! MY ASS IS GOING TO EXPLODE WITH TACO BELL DIARRHEA!" exclaimed George
by cool1256 May 26, 2017
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Diarrhea of the Mouth

A person, who usually isn't very intelligent, who will not shut up. It's typically a cover for their own inferiority.
Damn, shut the hell up dude. You sound like Dabo Swinney with all that diarrhea of the mouth!
by C-dog73 December 18, 2012
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diarrhea

When a demon possess your anus and force you to explode your anus
I needed to take a poop but breaking the toilet with my diarrhea
by BUNGTHEBOOCE April 25, 2016
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Diarrhea delicious

When something tastes so good, you will eat it even if it gives you diarrhea.
Dude 1: “Ohh man… I’ve had the shits for two days from eating that 7 bean dip your mom made.”

Dude 2: “Yeah that sucks, but that dip is diarrhea delicious!!”
by Roxxhard December 7, 2010
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diarrhea

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003
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