DIAF

Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front
Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."

Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."

Guy: "Yeh."

also

Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"

Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"

Big ePeen: "reported"
by microphone psychiatry March 08, 2008
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An acronym for "Die in a fridge"
That bitch can go diaf!
by I'm Scylla May 29, 2012
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Dad I've already fucked.

Partially related to a DILF, which is a Dad I'd like to fuck.
Michaela- Haha I know you think he's sucha DILF.

Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.

Michaela- Omg! no way?
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(DIAF), or Dick In Ass Fucking, is an acronym used to describe a scenario of anger and sadness, or that of having been recently screwed over.
1. "I just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me with another girl"
2. "DIAF man"
by mephistofeles October 18, 2006
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User1: (acts like an asshole)
User2: DIAF BITCH
by Idfkr June 07, 2020
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