Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front
Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."
Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."
Guy: "Yeh."
also
Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"
Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"
Big ePeen: "reported"
Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."
Guy: "Yeh."
also
Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"
Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"
Big ePeen: "reported"
by microphone psychiatry March 08, 2008
Michaela- Haha I know you think he's sucha DILF.
Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.
Michaela- Omg! no way?
Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.
Michaela- Omg! no way?
by girlswholikeboyswholikeboys January 15, 2010
(DIAF), or Dick In Ass Fucking, is an acronym used to describe a scenario of anger and sadness, or that of having been recently screwed over.
by mephistofeles October 18, 2006