Diarumpus

An accelerated form of diarrhoea. Often happens surreptitiously and is unforeseen. Violent in nature and likened to an artillery barrage from the back passage.

“Gaffer, I’ll no be in the day. During my morning commute I took ill and was besieged by an episode of diarumpus. My erse has went off like an unmanned firehose.”

by Bertrum’s Bunion June 24, 2021

dabumpa

A single word to say dat bumpa

The wourds are used together as means of determining how phat the trunk is.

daaaaaam, dabumpa's stopping traffic.

dammm girl roll up dabumpa

by dabumpa.com March 27, 2007

diaumiscating

The act of ''Listening'' .

When the words you hear (most often commands/requests of parents/teachers) go straight through you and without even thinking you just answer 'yeah' 'uh huh' 'sure' etc.

PARENT: 'Come on now, how many times am I gonna have to ask you?'

MINDY: ::silence::

PARENT: 'MINDY! Do you understand off that computer in 5 minutes! At the most!'

MINDY: Yeah, sure. Ok.

::10 minutes later::

PARENT: MINDY! Did you hear me or what?!
MINDY: Huh? wha'?
PARENT: *sigh* but you heard me didn't you? I told you to get OFF the computer!?

MINDY: No, I was diaumiscating. Sorry.

by arrianacorr April 4, 2009

dabum

The art of sticking your sausage in another man's bunghole.

Wow going home for some Dabum.

by Mentos July 2, 2005

diabuddies

Two good friends who are dating and type one diabetic and are breaking rule #2 (don’t date diabetics because it’s expensive and you will both die)

They are both diabetic and hanging out a lot they must be diabuddies

by diabitch123 December 28, 2019

diabulious

No one knows what it means but Ryan still uses it anyway

“Wtf is a diabulious”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Diaburglical

Adjective used to describe a burger of dubious intent, but delicious nonetheless.

This fuckin burger is downright diaburglical man!

by TheRPGKid December 13, 2022