decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

by diddy kong April 3, 2007

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dicipricate

a word used when you want to say that your life is slowly leaving your body

“Ok, i’m gonna go eat while my body dicipricates instead of living life.”

by alexafound February 19, 2021

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Dilapitated

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."

Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.

by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021

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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

by yungcleen May 11, 2018

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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences

just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality

by Sexydimma August 18, 2018

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