Davesplaining

When a Dave tells you all about a subject and is completely wrong despite being an 'expert'

Your father wouldn't stop Davesplaining at Christmas dinner.

by Platinumjam April 22, 2018

Displain

Disrespectfully explaining. Unisex word for "mansplain". As women can also "mansplain" I though a unisex word for this world make sense, therefore: displain

"are you trying displaining that to me..?"
"people who displain think they're better than everyone else"

by SazzQueen October 16, 2021

Deanplaining

When someone is complaining (normally named Dean) for the sake of complaining, even when they are happy with the outcome.

James: How good was that workout class we just did we're going to be swole after that!
Dean: That was the worst thing ever I literally never want to do that again, See you there next week!
James: You complain so much, they should change the word from complaining to deanplaining.
Dean: Sheeesh

by Ridderak December 15, 2021

Dansplain

When someone says a string of words (mostly real english words) that almost make sense, but the more you read it, the less sense it makes.

I had to Dansplain to Marjory in a work group text that no one cares her phone battery is low.

by dansplain December 17, 2022

dansplaining

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019

Donsplaining

Using false facts to win an argument using inconherable noises and hand motions.

Shut up John, quit donsplaining!

by Thisreallybeabruhmoment September 9, 2019

Dansplain

V. - to explain something very simple in a very long winded nonsensical way so that everyone involved is now utterly confused and questioning why you exist.

It took Dan 30 min to dansplained how to make a PB & J.

by Prank Senatra September 29, 2017