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The Devil's Handshake

When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
I gave Jennifer the Devil's Handshake last Wednesday, much to her delight.
by Alongschlong November 20, 2018
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Devil's Handjob

Forgetting to wipe your hands and touching your dick in the bathroom after eating hot wings.
Did you hear about Frank? Gave himself

a Devil's Handjob after eating wings after the game!!
by CamGuy41 July 27, 2019
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Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman
I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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Devil's Handshake

When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.
Across the busy bar, Marlon spotted his best mate rob and quickly proceeded to give him a Devil's handshake.
by on July 3, 2021
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Devil's Handshake

Having to reach into a clogged toliet to free up the clog... With your hand.
"I was at my girlfriend's parents' house and I completely did work on their toliet. I couldn't find a plunger so I had to give it the Devil's Handshake".
by Lambdingo May 20, 2010
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The Devil's Handbag

The act of anal fisting while wearing the scrotum like a bracelet (scrotums can be perforated over time with nasty piercing techniques)
"I just don't feel right delivering the fist without the Devil's Handbag -- you think maybe you could knock a hole in there for me?"
by Hezbollatte June 23, 2008
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handsome devil

I call him the devil because he makes me wanna sin...
That Handsome devil sure knows how to make me mad yet, glad. I wanna push him off a cliff but then jump to save him.
by J.R. shortcake. :) November 9, 2013
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