divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

by wily_codger August 25, 2011

Devonstated

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).

Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.

by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022

devastate

destroy everywhere; total destruction

A natural disaster has been known to devastate any area where it occurs.

by Okey2 January 14, 2009

Cat Devestator

One who,in any way, pwns cats.

CAT STOMP- War cry of a Cat Devestator

by Jimmy Needles January 18, 2009

devastater-tots

exceedingly delicious tater tots.

I think I overdid it with the side dish of devastater-tots today at lunch.

by MTQ December 25, 2006

DeVostated

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.

by joeisashitname September 8, 2017

devestator

Similar to the shocker, only with your index finger in vaginal opening and ring finger and pinky together in the rectum

Last night I got drunk and let him give me the devestator

by LT shocker June 13, 2004