deuche 

When one handles themselves like a dumb ass

that guy was a deuche for what he did to that girl

deuche by smartyarty December 9, 2014

deuche bag 

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

deuche bag by doomweasel October 26, 2005

deuche nozzle 

The nozzle on a deuche kit.

Dude, Chris is such a deushe nozzle.

deuche nozzle by D-Noz October 30, 2003

deuche nozzle 

The Deuche Bag isn't as bad as the nozzle that is inserted into the nastiness. Also a great/creative insult.

Scott isn't only a Deuche Bag, he is a frickin' Deuche Nozzle!

deuche nozzle by BrewCrewLove April 15, 2007

Deuche Chill 

An exclamation calling attention to the misfortune of another who has brought ill will on oneself. Usually pronounced an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and prolonging the "L" sound in "Chill."

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on an episode of the sitcom Arrested Development.

man: So you wanna come back to my place with me?

woman: Why, did you spend your cab money buying me a 2 dollar beer?

passerby: Deuche Chillllllllll...

Deuche Chill by AyeJaye October 25, 2007

Deuche Baggery 

The act of being a deuche bag or engaging in deuche bag like behavior.

Did you see the way he stole that guys girl friend. Total deuche baggery.

Deuche Baggery by bigbadoozi April 25, 2009

Deuche Bag 

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

Deuche Bag by oXSinbabyXo July 7, 2009