detailer

person that spends way too much time cleaning and polishing (detailing) an automobile to such a high standard that merely looking at it too hard will cause "swirls"

yo fam be careful with the wip, i just got it back from the detailer. Now look at these sick vape clouds

by rich1351 March 20, 2019

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Detweiler's Paradox

Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.

Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.

Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"

Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."

Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.

by Ninja J January 2, 2009

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