A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.
Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.
by ihatetheeastsidebutilivehere July 04, 2018
Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?
Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?
Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?
Well, this city is just for you.
Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?
Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?
Well, this city is just for you.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."
Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."
Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."
by promeaire February 04, 2013
The most populous city in the State of Iowa. Also probably the most gayest city in the country since people from Des Moines tend to think their city is as big as Chicago or New York even though the population of Des Moines is only at 197,000. People from Des Moines also tend to think that their city as alot of gang rivalies and violence and ghetto hoods just like Los Angeles or Chicago, however in fact the shady or these "ghetto" areas of Des Moines mostly resemble suburbs of large metro areas like New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. In fact Des Moines murder rate is only at 1 per year. A city that is also so small that it takes only 10 minutes to drive through the entire city. Des Moines is not really known worldly or throughout the country for much of anything. Probably the most boring city you'd ever visit with "skycrapers" that (the tallest) is only 400ft tall. Des Moines is a place you go to only if you have to and still you don't want to go there.
guy1:"Dang, I gots go to Des Moines fo tha wekend"
guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"
guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"
guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"
guy:1"word"
guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"
guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"
guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"
guy:1"word"
by chicity87 May 01, 2012
actually, according to Jack Kerouac, in his novel, On The Road, Des Moines is home to the most beautiful women in the world. Plus it is straight up gangsta!
by Timmy Sanders March 03, 2006
West des moines citizen: Would you like to go to west des moines?
East des moines citizen: Fuck no nigga that side of town is PREP im goin back ta the E!
East des moines citizen: Fuck no nigga that side of town is PREP im goin back ta the E!
by TruDef April 30, 2005
A place that you move to because your girlfriend got a job there and you would go to the ends of the earth to follow her cause you are so whipped.
by Andy March 14, 2005
on the west side, you have rich high schools kids and parents with good jobs downtown, most of the rich kids like to go "clubbing" in "clubs" on the west side, otherwise they just drive around in thier jettas and mazdas that thier parents bought and they put window tint and walmart subs in. they are generally so bored that they sit around and call everyone they know trying to figure what to do.
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
south side: straight up gangsta. mostly made of black people, in low-income housing, and sometimes the occasional wigger that moves there to have fun i guess
east side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
north side: eh, no one goes to the east side, strange place
west des moiner: "hey man, lets go chill downtown and catch some bitches, cuz the bitchez in west des moines are too uptight and bitchy to go out wit us. lets roll in yo jetta dog, blast the subs."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."
South sider: "shit nigga, that fucker was all up in the heezy and i shot his ass... da fuckin cops showzed up and i fauckin shot doz bitchez too."
by Momper August 11, 2006