Depplewink

Someone who does not like Red Tail Hawks and consumes their own cum. Both must apply.

“Dude I think Owen is a depplewink we saw a Red Tail Hawk and he said it wasn’t that cool and there was weird white goo on his chin.”

by Lord Alien December 2, 2019

Derpentine's Day

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.

Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...

by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012

Derpressionism

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"

Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists

by emanyell January 16, 2011

Derperific

Derptraordinarily derpy or derptastic: derperific derpiness.

Jenn is the most derperific person.

by DerpiCorp LLC February 28, 2020

DERPLUSIONAL

1, a cracked up rock head smoker wikked in a meltdown of stupidity and senselessness

2, Stupidity of such a fantastic nature is impossible to occur in normal living

3, Wikked frothing drug addict in a rock cane induced rantathon

1, WOW you hear that wikked rockhead screaming? ,, theyer Derplusional

2, See that Derplusioanl idiot lit up rambling on an on

3, Wikked rantathon was totally Derplusional

by DpcxMrPerfect October 19, 2012

Derpelganger

1. The awkward, goofy-looking version of yourself.
2. Your twin with Downs Syndrome.
3. When you see someone you think you know out of the corner of your eye, only to realize upon closer inspection that the person is in fact a derp-y version of the friend you thought you saw. This is your friend's derpelganger.

I totally thought I saw you stumbling around drunk by the mall today, but it turns out it was your derpelganger.

by Dino_Pravo June 28, 2012

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011