Derm

An insult used by one Adrian dineen.

He's a pure derm that fella

Derm by Drewc91 June 16, 2018

Derm

an annoying, disgusting person that smells like a mans poop/rotten eggs

dude that person is a total derm.

Derm by fishieeee June 28, 2022

DERM 'TIZER

DERM 'TIZER (n.) is a phonetic spelling for the phrase "them appatizers." The phrase is intended to be loudly pronounced in a gritty southern accent, preferably in conjunction with a chorus of likeminded snack-enthusiasts.

Gon' on down da'creek'ahav'is'um DERM 'TIZERS.

DERM 'TIZER by TIZER July 24, 2013

Sperm Derm 

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

Sperm Derm by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

Micro Derm Abrasion 

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

Micro Derm Abrasion by 9key April 24, 2006

er de derm scern

on the damn scene

I'm er de derm scern

er de derm scern by kevon March 22, 2004

Nile Derm 

When a lot of stimulus happens at once and a person cannot take it.

"Hey Quinn" "What's up Nile Derm?" "Yeah I'm probably gonna go and stim"

Nile Derm by cian.butler February 27, 2024