decomgoogolation

where someone becomes frustrated through being inable to use the internet. comes from decombobulation which means "to be frustrated"

"the wireless just froze again, now i cant get my mage up!"
"total decomgoogolation"

by sam osborne October 18, 2008

Decomplish

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.

"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.

by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020

Non-denominational holiday wishes

Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying.

Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

by Bid Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 1, 2006

depop whore

A term to describe someone who dresses in extremely bright and colorful clothes derived from the early 2000s fashion. It is a style that developed on depop, I guess you could call it a variation of y2k fashion. They might wear crazy neon orange pants with a bright purple tank top covered in bright pink butterfly’s and neon orange eye shadow. They might even wear a fuzzy baby blue top with matching blue butterfly clips, and a matching blue skirt; and you will most likely catch them with stars, dots, or hearts all over their face. Depop whores get the majority of their clothes off depop from fast fashion shops like cyberspaceshop, igirl, and other shops that don’t sell authentic early 2000s clothes. Though, a depop whore does not actually need to shop from depop to be one, their just called that if they fit that style as it is a style created on depop.

Boy: “omg do you see Kelly and sophia’s outfits today? They look like they just came back from a pride parade inside of a circus!! And we’re in December!
Girl: I know! They’re total depop whores!!

by Elenpre packer July 9, 2020

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016