A person, male or female, who cannot wear denim priced less than $200 per item. These people also denegrate the character of people who do not wear 'high-end denim' as tastless, fashion ignorant boobs. Ironically, the denim snob prefers denim that looks like it's been run through the ass end of a wood chipper or paint factory. The denim snob will wear their expensive denim all year round, and with any item, preferrably too-tight t-shirts.
I love Hannah, but she is such a denim snob. We're going broke. We don't have anything to eat, but there's plenty of jeans. Too bad we can't eat jeans for dinner.
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Guy 1: "Dude, I was about to bone my girlfriend when I tripped over these denim shackles and she was like 'there is no way'."
Guy 2: "Dude, that blows!"
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