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Damper

A type of bread that is made out of flour and water and is cooked over a camp fire. Damper is typically eaten with jam, marmalade or butter.
Daniella: I hate camping!
Olivia: Eh, the food is not bad.
Leah: Um no, the damper is so good. DAMPER!!
by DamperLover123 June 18, 2017
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Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
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desperate af

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
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Damperfan

An individual who enjoys listening to the podcast Dampercast, the official podcast of generation Y on iTunes by themselves.
I am one of many Damperfans found around the world listening to dampercast.
by ParPutt May 25, 2009
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Oh, I always get yummy demerits!

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.
Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.
by .Mega October 19, 2019
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demeritocracy

A system of government built upon inadequacy, underachievement and failure.
The Trump White House is a symbol of our wider demeritocracy.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2018
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last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything
I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
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