Dementia

What Joe Biden obviously has.

Joe Biden: Um uh, uh you know, you know the the thing, it's just, it's just, I mean think about it, think about how we think about it, it's just, you know, you know, the rapidly rising, um uh, with um uh, um I don't know, anyway, look, look fatty, here's the deal, play the radio, or um, I mean, have the telephone on at night, I mean um uh the tv, or um uh the record player, make sure the kids hear words, but you know, covid has taken, it has taken over 100 years just since the outbreak, I mean, I mean it's just, c'mon maaaan!

Any person with a brain: this man has dementia and clearly should not be president!

Any democrat: Oh my gosh yay yay yay go Joe! That was the greatest thing I've ever heard anyone ever say about anything ever! Orange man bad!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Dementia

What Joe Biden obviously has. Anybody who can't see that is either blind or lying to themselves.

You want to know what dementia is? Just look at Joe Biden and try to listen to any one of his "speeches" and you'll know.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Dementia

Whats a dementia ?

Whats a whats a dementia ???

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

dementia

When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.

Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.

by ducus10000 May 23, 2018

dementia

When you get told to go to do a certain task, told about 30 seconds ago. You then walk to the room knowing the task. As soon as you enter the room you instantly forget the task. I have know idea how this happens or if the doors have dark magic or something. But the only logical explaination is that i have dementia.

Timmy: yo tf was i supposed to do again?
Mum: TIMMY DO YOU HAVE FUCKING DEMENTIA????

by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

Dementia.

I would tell you what it means but I forgot.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."

by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022

dementia

A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.

It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.

People with dementia live in realities of their own.

(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)

Demented person: Hi, what's your name?

Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?

Demented person: I'm going to bed!

Me: Huh?

Demented person: Can I kiss you?

Me: :( //backs away nervously

by VolunteerManNurse July 29, 2011