Dell

A slang term for the word fuck. Can be used to replace the word fuck in everyday conversation

Originated in an Australian Information Systems class. Came about when one of the Dell computers was so rooted that it could only be classed fucked or had been fucked. Then many other Dell computers followed in this path.

Dell's are also usually serviced by a techy named Dick. Hence making them much more delled than they were in the first place.
"This computer is Delled"

Man 1: "Yo is that marsh being a dickhead?"
Man 3: "Nah he's being worse, hes being a dellhead"

by Dicky D June 10, 2008
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Worst computers ever made. Like...for only $1000 you can get a computer that costs like $150
by [38]RyanN September 12, 2003
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The Ford of computers.
Dell computers are sold very cheap, but you get exactly what you pay for.
by Fuckitall June 30, 2006
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The word once known only for a semi-reliable computer company is now also used as a synonym for marijuana.

When Steven was arrested for posession of Marijuana, the term "dell" was instantly coined as a new term for marijuana.
Man 1: Dude, let's go smoke some dell.
Man 2: word.
by bor August 24, 2003
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A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.
Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.
by ArcticFox November 13, 2003
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A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.
Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.
by 1069 August 01, 2005
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In Virginia it means....
Shut up or shut the fuck up.
"Haha look at your face"
"Dell bitch"
by Thiss girlll November 26, 2008
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