signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

left on delivered

When somebody doesn't like you or want to talk to you but keep it to themselves and are too scared for some reason to leave you on open/read

"i'm so sad, I got left on delivered by Jo"
"Good. Now you know she was never worth your time"

by Oooooopoo June 1, 2020

Dominos Delivered

When a skank has a child but is not sure who the father is. The skank will sleep with just about anyone, even the Dominos delivery boy.

That one was dominos delivered!

by Cougbk February 21, 2011

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

Left on delivered

Worse than being left on opened on Snapchat

Jacob hasn’t snapped me back on Snapchat ! He didn’t even open the snap ! I can’t believe I just got left on delivered!

by left on delivered girl June 6, 2022

Left on delivered

If you are left on delivered for a hour or more it definitely means that the person hates you and would like you to leave them alone

You can die from being left on Delivered as it causes a extreme heart disease

:Yooo did you hear about Jess she died yesterday

:Oh no how?
:She got left on delivered 😬
:Ohhh I seeee💔

by By the girl left on delivered December 3, 2020

Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011