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by XnaphthalineX March 29, 2011
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Delcoure

n. A sexual act in which there are two participants and one bystander, typically unsuspecting and/or asleep, on the same surface.

v. To perform in either role of the above.
The knights of the round table made a delightful sex sandwich by delcoureing on their friend, Emily.
by Knight of the Round Table September 27, 2013
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delco-job

anytime you are producing at the half-assed substandard level you are doing a delco-job. this is usually applied to contractors and government workers who do just enough to not get fired and earn their beer and weed money for the weekend. it's all about the minimum work for the maximum pay because you have a shitty work ethic and you are white trash from delaware county pennsylvania. in this county it's a time honored tradition that fathers teach their sons. it's a delco thang, ya'll wouldn't understand
challey and sully redid my roof. it looked good until the first rain storm then i realized it was a delco-job when i discovered i had niagra falls coming in from the fucking ceiling!

i was working on some section 8 housing in upper darby and to make more money and save time i put in a worn out hvac unit that i said was new. it broke down a month after i installed it. now that's a delco-job!
by mark ho January 2, 2009
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delco tuxedo

A delco tuxedo is a system of dress popularized in Delaware county, particularly those communities east of Springfield and south of Drexel Hill (although the tuxedo is not as common in communities north of Drexel Hill, it has been seen in certain sections of Havertown, hardmore, and Drexel Hill itself). The tuxedo varies by season, and is characterized as best:

Spring/Summer Delco tuxedo featuring Notre Dame Fighting Irishman (on right calf), jean shorts or Jordan Brand basketball shorts, Timberland Boots or Jordan Brand sliders (typically Carolina blue), beater or baggy white t-shirt or Catholic grade school t-shirt (with sleeves cut off; e.g. a St. Eugene alumnus).

Fall/Winter Delco Tuxedo featuring baggy sweatpants (typically a light, never a heather, gray-also, spitter and cigs protruding from left and right pockets respectively), Bonner Rugby Sweatshirt (the green stench is always represented), and Timberland Boots (if there is no snow outside, an expensive pair of Jordan Brand sneakers can be substituted)

The delco tuxedo is NOT to be confused with delco sunday best, an entirely different (albeit similar) system of raiment. Additionally, in protestant sections of delaware county, mainly those accessible via Lancaster Avenue, the inter-ac tuxedo is the dominant system of dress.
There is nothing better than Memorial Day Weekend in Wildwood with my brothers from Delaware County. We all get to prance around with our freshly minted irish man tattoos, and can finally trade our Timbs for some fresh Jordan slides, a pure delco tuxedo.
by boss hamilton January 24, 2011
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Delco Vortex

A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.
"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"

"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."
by Slovakchick March 25, 2019
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dechodorant

wishful thinking for a product that makes your chode smell better after sweating. such sweating may have been induced by: boning, fucking, screwing, masturbating, fucking around, or exercising. but you probably don't work out because you're fat and alone.

although this product has yet to be invented, it would be greatly appreciated, old spice.
jesus fuck, my dick smells like DICK. i need some dechodorant asap or there goes the blow j.
by bear capitan October 30, 2009
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Delching

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.
G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching
by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011
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