delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

by oracle March 12, 2004

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delayed

A Super Smash Bros. Brawl wanter's least favorite word.

"Damn it was delayed again. Thats it. Now I have to write an angry e-mail."

by cody moore February 20, 2008

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its just like calling someone retarded, except, its still politically correct, so start using it until they have to find another politically correct term to call the delayed people. like "mentally slow paced"

: See that guy that's saying he's strong like hulk?
: yee
: Fucker's delayed.

by well....fuck May 9, 2008

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Delay

1. A stupid-ass retarded kid from school. His name is listed in the dictionary as retarded because he is.
2. Redneck from school. Cannot properly speak English.

"i dun b me and i noez how 2 play teh guitar and rid teh sk8bord"

by I'm not givin' my name to a machine... March 24, 2005

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Delayed Off

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014

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delay no more

"Delay no more" comes from Cantonese foul words with similar sounds (Diu lay lo mo), which means "fuck your mother".

Seldom used seriously and speak in verbally. "Delay no more" appears in writing as joke among Hong Kong people. A fashion brand in Hong Kong produced T-shirts with "DelayNoMore" on it and advertised it on large billboards.

To express non-serious anger in writing, in chat room or on message board. Write "Delay no more" in reply.

by Chlorine November 27, 2007

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