Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.

Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)

by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021

late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.

Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

by Craig Burns March 28, 2020

Chekov's Dehydration Gun

If something is introduced at the start of a movie/game/TV show/episode that can easily handle the main conflict, chances are that it will never be used for that purpose.

This is named after a massive freak out Schaffrillas Productions had in his "Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate" review after Megamind stops the Go Fish Gang using the Dehydration Gun, but he didn't use it on the titular Doom Syndicate, even though the plot would've been wrapped up much quicker with it.

"The movie never says that the villains' powers are preventing them from being stopped by a simple gun!" "That, sir, is what we call a Chekov's Dehydration Gun."

by CherryBlossom91 March 23, 2025

Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate

Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

rehydration

Rehydration - When you're dehydrated you simply hydrate. I have no idea why some asshole added the "re" prefix.

Nutticus- "I'm so hungover, I need to rehydrate!"
Seemers - "Why don't you just hydrate?"

rehydration

by Butt-nut February 22, 2010

Dehydroxation

A common workout technique where you do not drink any fluids during your workout session and then right after drink your protein, thus making your muscles dehydrated so that they will absorb evey last nutrient you put in after a long and hard workout.

1)
Brendan: Dang Tom your looking huge what's your secret?
Tom: Dehydroxation man, shit really works!
2)
Only the best body builders know about dehydroxation!

by Body building man November 6, 2011

Rehydration Juice

A made up word used by the stupid bint on 'The Kitchen Pharmacy' to replace the word water.

Naturopath: ''Ill show you how to make some rehydration juice to stay young''

Mike: ''fuck off''

by Blue footed titty July 30, 2009