declare

To pronounce, announce, utter, say, or clearly indicate, as though officially, or with authority, or bearing formality.

"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.

declare by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

declare jihad 

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.

Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.

declare jihad by Slaney May 18, 2006

Declare Victory

To pronounce a job finished before it is actually done, but when it looks "good enough".

Contractor 1: That wall looks kind of crooked, do you think we should fix it?

Contractor 2: Nah, let's just declare victory and call it a day.

Declare Victory by Jon_the_grog July 17, 2009

self-declared 

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

self-declared by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

i declare bankruptcy 

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

i declare bankruptcy by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

delarey 

Delarey, he's that guy that everyone enjoys being around. He's one of your best mates. If the going gets tough Delarey will get going. He's as independent as they get. If he sees an opportunity he'll take it.

He'll take any girl he can so stay out of his way, try to keep your distance, if you don't though, he'll be a great asset to you in the long term

Guy 1: Hey whose that?
Guy 2: That's Delarey.
Guy 3: He's a player
Guy 2: I'd keep my distance

delarey by PotSmasher November 17, 2019

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit 

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013