The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.

Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.

To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality

by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009

Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.

"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."

by Aiko tanakas biggest fan May 6, 2018

mirth defect

mirth defect,
1. n. Having an active sense of humor and eclectic world outlook where jokes and funny comments go over most people's heads

Rock antagonizes people wherever he goes. He thinks he has a mirth defect.

by Immodest April 19, 2025