Deez Nutz

Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.
Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?

Who?

Deez Nutz!
by Jimbo Deez March 01, 2009
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Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!
by Lors April 20, 2015
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A colloquial spike-strip engineered to derail coherent discourse.
"Hey yo, I think I see Mandy!"

Reply: "Mandy?"

"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts feel good on your chin"
by a testicle festival September 20, 2003
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"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"

"Who?"

"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"
by Ace Greene January 10, 2004
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As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
by Schafer Cromwell III January 06, 2007
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Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
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Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!
by deez nutz yo! April 28, 2003
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