deez nutz

Deez Nutz! *grabs testicles* Self-explanatory.

Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*

by Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 September 11, 2005

deez nutz

Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!

by deez nutz yo! April 28, 2003

deez nutz

Old past time in which men act like boys.

Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!

by JingoBa December 22, 2005

deez nutz

it means this BALL SAC

you: have you heard of that Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!!

by juliocesar.com October 03, 2003

deez nutz

something to make people mad

Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens March 13, 2007

Deez Nutz

(Hopefully) The next president of the United States of America.

Bill: "Who are you voting for in this election?"
John: "DEEZ NUTZ"
Bill: "Yeah, me too! He's still better than Donald Trump."

by DIGGER NICK47 August 30, 2015