Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitated

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

by diddy kong April 3, 2007

defapitated

when you suck so hard that your head falls off

yeah that girl got defapitated

by FlareK7 March 16, 2021

Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

by Sometrash June 6, 2020