Decopatcher

Somebody who participates in the art of Decopatch. Refer to 'Decopatch'.

'Oi, Sam Bailey, word on the street is, you're a newfound Decopatcher!'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'

by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

despatch

1.To put someone down verbally or physically in an amusing manner
2. To get rid of someone, usually in a hurry

Typically occurs whilst drunk

"That girl was a total munter - I despatched her first thing in the morning"

by Paulo November 17, 2004

decontaches

When something gets removed from something else but with swag

My joystick decontaches

by Zyxel01 February 1, 2026