deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

DeflatedDinoMan

Someone who wears a deflated Dino Costume on Halloween.

Guy 1: Look at that Dumba** in the DeflatedDinoMan
Guy 2: He's so F***in stupid

by DeflatedDinoMan January 26, 2021

deflated

Deflated-
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out

Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: pumped, awesome.

Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an extra shift this weekend."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."

by nerdqueen03 October 18, 2010

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

by Bouquet July 3, 2018