Declare a moratorium

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.

1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.

by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009

dollarate

Toleration of a situation provided enough money is involved.

"Do you like your job?"

No, but I dollarate it.

by Michelle R. Richardson March 20, 2008

Decleater

To knock someone off their cleats on to their ass in a sporting event. Such as Football.

Steven the Linebacker ended the game with a record high 15 decleaters in one game.

by BDP Big Daddy Patrick December 22, 2008

Decapatepic

10 x epic; something very epic

Wow, you just learned a new skateboard trick, that’s decapatepic

by Robobo Bobo April 13, 2019

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.

The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010

Womb Decorate

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.

Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!

by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

Desparate Douchebag

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

by madskillz99 June 29, 2009