Girl crazy Stacy Declan is the one for women. He pursues them in an endless chase fuelled with passion but all he meets at the end is message sending on his snap. Declan doesn't like burgers, he doesn't like bread, he doesnt like mayonnaise, at this point he is a disappointment but his deep lust for chicken cannot be overpowered. Speaking of lust, Declan experiences an odd fettish with ceiling, he cannot get enough of them, when he lies at bed at night and looks up he cannot stop jacking off, in turn this led to his parents nailing his bed to the ceiling and strapping him in with large leather belts. However, the aroma of the ceiling can put Declan in a thirsty craze, multiple international news broadcasting companies have made short documentaries of him to find the source of this addiction but to no avail. Declan has always lived in the shadow of his brother not able to overcome his greatness, Declan only wishes the brother wasn't born. Declan however has an amazing taste in music and on his judgement day, Jesus will hop onto Declan's Spotify, shuffle his playlist and then with a grin on his face, he will say "Declan your sins are justified, you may enter". Until then he will own a tackle shop in exmouth, fishing for the bait each morning.
Corey: Declan I can't wait this sleepover is going to be awesome
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*
Declan: Gosh Corey me too
*5 hours later Corey and Declan go to bed, as Corey is lying in bed he hears a muffled repetitive sound*
Corey: Declan do you hear that? What is that sound?
*Corey looks down at Declan in his sleeping bag beside his bed, Declan is in his underwear, his hand moves up and down on a long stick like object rising from his underwear, his eyes bloodshocked staring intensely at the ceiling*
Corey :DECLAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*SMASH, Declan doesnt not break eye contact with the ceiling*
*The bedroom window is broken a man that corey knows as Xeev enters in with a knife and stabs corey repeatedly, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Corey: DEc..cough LANNN, get the FUc.....*Corey dies after a stab to the heart*
*Declan does not break eye contact with the roof*
*Xeev descends from Corey's limbless body and inserts his knife into Declan's heart, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Xeev: WHAT THE FUCK how is he not dead *Xeev repeatedly brings his knife in and out of Declan's heart and then his head, Declan does not break eye contact with the ceiling*
Declan - AHHHHHHHHHH *Declan reaches climax, as he does so he dies instantly, although dead his eyes yet still open not breaking eye contact with the ceiling, cum covers Xeev's face*
by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022
He Ballin'
by Thickle The Pickle April 4, 2022
by Devon vin devon March 27, 2017
The name Declan means a boy who is athletic in all aspects of sport. He has the brain smarts of of a genius and the looks of a God. Declan also means someone who is a leader and always puts others before himself.
by slayer12345 July 29, 2015
by Logan boii June 8, 2019
Declan is a sexy beast who has a great personality and will usually end up with a big dick. Usually Declan will have red/strawberry blond hair because he is part Irish. Gets all the fit chicks in school
by Michael_95 November 9, 2018