suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty March 4, 2011

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

dead dick december

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.

Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out

by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017

Dead Dick Syndrome

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.

My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.

by arelpee June 7, 2009

tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans June 24, 2008

Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023