Dead Fish 

When going in for a highfive, you turn your hand and hit the other persons hand with the back of your hand.

The Dead fish high five originated in Michigan.

Dead Fish by CraigK April 26, 2007

dead fish 

the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.

Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?
*puts hand in the air*

Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*

Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"

dead fish by -amyy April 8, 2008

dead fish 

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!

My manager gave me "dead fish" when I came to work today!

dead fish by ben-wah! April 25, 2003

dead fish 

Derived from the obvious lack of enthusiasm and energy of a dead fish caught out of water, being or feeling like a dead fish simply means that you just want to crash in bed and hibernate until you regain your energy and are capable of performing basic functions. Until then, you are a dead fish.

-Want to do something tonight?
-I can't; I'm a dead fish. Was up all night yesterday.

dead fish by gattonero September 24, 2009

dead fish 

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

dead fish by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

Dead fish 

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, KMo just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

Dead fish by JP and Ariel May 14, 2006

dead fish 

verb-meaning to have intercourse with a person whom has lost all bodily control and conciousness, laying like a dead fish.

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional dead fish at frat parties, thanks to our good friend ruffies.

dead fish by PDiddy October 27, 2004