During Dead Meat Weekend, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.
"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode
Dead Meat
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode
Dead Meat
by CarkyAmster September 2, 2023

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

The penis on a man that has been transplanted from an organ donor for the purpose of sexual enhancement.
"Oh my God, I don't remember you cock being so big." " Yea, I got me some Dead Meat..now you are to".
by Funguy68 May 3, 2023

When something is so serious. As in life or death situations that they need a phrase to reflect it. Also can be used in songs.
by Camgorge February 9, 2025
