Delayed W

The act of a never taking an L ... But a Delayed W

Person 1: "Bro how'd you do on the exam?"
Person 2: "Idk man, but it's a long semester, we out here with the Delayed W's"

by BabyBans June 6, 2018

Facebook Delay

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.

Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.

by mogzubc October 21, 2009

Wank Delay

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

by RB17 April 23, 2017

Tom Delay

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by author July 16, 2006

Fleur Delacour

An attractive, part-veela character in the Harry Potter series. She first appears in Goblet of Fire as a Triwizard champion and later on in Half Blood Prince. She is probably going to appear in the final book as it is supposed to start with her wedding with Bill Weasley.

Translates literally from French to "Flower of the Court"

I wish I looked like Fleur Delacour

by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006

Urban Delays

Fast paced city life that slows to a crawl.

"What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."

by flat tired February 1, 2013

15 MINUTE DELAY

Classic XQC clip

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?

by DeepFuckingDictionary October 30, 2021