deez nutz

Yo do you prefer Tapes or CD's?

CD's

Well then CDeeeeez Nutz on your foehead!!

by deez nutz yo! April 28, 2003

deez nutz

Old past time in which men act like boys.

Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!

by JingoBa December 28, 2005

deez nutz

it means this BALL SAC

you: have you heard of that Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!!

by juliocesar.com October 3, 2003

deez nutz

something to make people mad

Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens December 14, 2008

Deez Nutz

(Hopefully) The next president of the United States of America.

Bill: "Who are you voting for in this election?"
John: "DEEZ NUTZ"
Bill: "Yeah, me too! He's still better than Donald Trump."

by DIGGER NICK47 October 13, 2015

Deez Nutz

Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".

"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*

by zombyxzolem January 16, 2011