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Dravidian Penis

The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system.

While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
(Aryan Mother to Daughter) Beti, do not make the same mistake I did. If you marry a Dravidian man instead, his Dravidian Penis will make your pussy rain)
by Mollah De Pyaza 2 October 14, 2017
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davidangel

The funniest, most entertaining, youtuber out there. Creates honest videos that make a large audience laugh. Never change, X.
Every video that "X" or "davidangel" has ever made.
by Xylen343 July 29, 2011
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Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.
Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.
by D Winsauer August 16, 2006
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Burnt Davidians

A cult in Waco Texas who were denied due process by the lying liberals who claim to stand for the constitution but are obviously liars.

Their were allegations that kids were possibly being molested and so Janet Reno (acting as judge,jury and executionary) decided that to save the kids inside the compound the best thing to do was to burn them (alive) to death.

All because of Her hatred of the 2nd amendment which supposedly Democrats support the Constitution and the Bill Of Rights.
Janet Reno's Big Texas Barbecue resulted in the Burnt Davidians.
by shakes head in disgust December 6, 2003
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Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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Daviding

To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023
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