david otunga

David otunga was a former reality tv star, is married to jennnifer hudson, and is a current wwe superstar. He has held the tag titles with john cena once as well as michael mcguillicutty. He is not a very good wrestler but has improved since his debut in nxt season 1(he took second btw). His mic skills and the fact that people already knew who he is is what probally got him a spot on the roster in the first place.

"david otunga can talk the talk, and is working on walking the walk."

by Shogunn'sShotgun October 30, 2011

David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.

Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!

by Sah Zen July 13, 2006

david otunga

the worst man to live and wrestles but he sucks but the only good thing is that he dates jordan sparks

"Who is that gay guy on the roster?" "David Otunga!"

by jwilliams0722 May 16, 2010

David Ortiz

A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs

boston loves their DH David Ortiz

by Sixx12 July 11, 2006

David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

David Ortiz

The Designated Hitter for Boston Red Sox. Nicknamed Big Papi.

He is one of the most bad ass mother fuckers to grace the game of baseball.

Believed to be the second coming of Jesus in the Dominican Republic.

Dude, did you see that Dominican praying to a golden statue of David Ortiz aka Big Papi? I don't blame him.

by Twaterman August 27, 2009