Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.
Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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by theshinyweeb July 13, 2014
Get the dashcon mug.The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.
Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.
by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010
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A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.
The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.
Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"
by Diamond Boys April 19, 2011
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Get the dashole mug.The act of putting one's feet up on the dashboard to stretch out. This is usually done by a passenger, but sometimes by a driver.
Maimie, dear...sometimes the only way to survive a thirteen hour trip in a Toyota Prius is by dashfooting it.
by RedSquirrelPssht October 25, 2011
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